I came across this hilarious collection of cooking fails yesterday.
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rest can be found HERE!
Here’s one of my more epic fails. When I was somewhere between 4-12 years old, I baked some cookies all by myself (I’m guessing I was closer to the 10-12 year old range). I did great until it was time to bake them. I didn’t know you could use multiple cookie sheets so I fit an entire batch of cookies on a single sheet and threw it in the oven. And then I waited…..10 minutes later things weren’t looking so hot. So I grabbed my mom. This is when she informed me that you could use multiple sheets. Not sure how I was suppose to know that. So we called them cookie bars and they were delicious. But I still haven’t lived it down.