How do you lose your keys while in your car?

As you may {or may not} know, Nick and I live in a townhouse/condo community.  It has its pluses and minuses.

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No lawn to mow

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Parking

Yes, we have a garage.  Which is awesome for me 🙂  Nick parks outside in our ASSIGNED spot.  99% of the time, there are no problems.  Yesterday was the 1%.

We get home and find someone in our spot.

AND, the guy is right there.  Caught red handed.

Did I mention he was a little hoodlum?  He needed a belt.  Bad.  Pants definitely below the cheek line if you get my drift.  Lookin’ like a fool…

The front door to the car was open, so we assumed he’d be driving away shortly and we could give him the stink eye, like any mature adult.

Nope.  Apparently Einstein lost his keys.  Which raises a few questions.

1.  How did he get into the car?  Apparently he likes to leave his doors unlocked (I sort of get this one….if you have nothing of value in the car, just leave it unlocked so a robber doesn’t break your window).

2.  Why was he looking for the keys in the car?  When he parked the car, did he do a little Brett-Boone-esque key flip to the back seat?

3.  Why were his pants so incredibly low?  This has nothing to do with his keys, although I imagine loose pants make it difficult to keep track of items in your pockets.

And for those with the, “Pictures or it didn’t happen” philosophy, I give you the sagging-Einstein.