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Grandma on the Mariners

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all started when I was talking to Grandma on the phone and she asked what I’ve been up to.

G’ma:  Have you been golfing?

B: no, mostly dance and softball

G’ma: Softball?

B: Yes

G’ma:  What position do you play?

B: Right field or 2nd base.

G’ma:  2nd base, that’s important

B:  Thanks, but not really

G’ma:  Do you win?

B: Not so much this season.

G’ma:  Kinda like the Mariner’s.  I mean, they can get 1 or 2 runs up but that’s it.  They just aren’t doing so well.  Ichiro isn’t doing well either.  But I guess, I mean, he can’t carry the team all by himself.

Oh grandma.